Sounds

You can find the words to most of the songs/poems on the lyrics page.

"Born Free"

"The Frog" (95)
Felix sings a few lines of this song.

"Golden Earrings"

"And Leave the Greyhound to Us" (38)
Felix sings part of this song.

"Happy and Peppy and Bursting With Love"

"The Songwriter" (78)
Felix and his friends sing this song that he wrote.

"If Ever I Would Leave You"

"Does Your Mother Know You're Out, Rigoletto?" (31)
Sung by opera singer Richard Fredericks (playing himself).

"Jeepers Creepers"

"Strike Up the Band...or Else" (98)
Felix sings this song with his band, the Sophisticatos.

"Just Hello"

"Take My Furniture, Please" (69)
Felix reads a poem off of a pillow that Oscar bought.

"Laugh, Clown, Laugh"

"Laugh, Clown, Laugh" (113)
Felix sings this song.

"Little Grass Shack"

"Myrna's Debut" (64)
Felix and Murray sings this song (with Murray on ukelele) while Myrna tapdances.

"Little Orphan Annie"

"The Odd Couple Meet their Host" (33)
Felix and David Steinberg sing this song.

"Malaguena"

"The Roy Clark Show" (111)
Roy Clark plays this instrumental song on his guitar.

"Mountain Dew"

"The Roy Clark Show" (111)
Roy Clark and Oscar sing this song.

"Ode To a Skyscraper"

"The Pen is Mightier than the Pencil" (51)
Felix recites a poem that he wrote.

"One Hour With You"

"The Odd Couple Meet their Host" (33)
Oscar, Felix and David Steinberg sing this song.

"People"

"Vocal Girl Makes Good" (87)
Guest star Marilyn Horne - playing a co-worker of Oscar's - sings this song.

"Smile"

"Gloria, Hallelujah" (48)
Felix sings part of this song, mostly off-screen.

"Stumbling"

"A Different Drummer" (89)
Felix sings this song to Monty Hall.

"Sweet Sue, Just You"

"A Different Drummer" (89)
Felix and Monty Hall sing this song.

"To a Chum"

"The Pen is Mightier than the Pencil" (51)
Felix reads a poem that he wrote for Oscar.

"To a Sour Kraut"

"The Songwriter" (78)
Felix sings a song that he wrote in the army.

"Tumbling Tumbleweeds"

"Strike Up the Band...or Else" (98)
Felix sings this with his band, Red River Unger & the Saddle Sores.

"Yesterday When I Was Young"

"The Roy Clark Show" (111)
Roy Clark sings this song.

"You Gotta Be a Football Hero (To Get Along With the Beautiful Girls)"

"A Different Drummer" (89)
Sung by Felix.

Brotherhood of Life

"The Odd Monks" (52)
Sung by Felix and the other monks at the brotherhood of life.

Felix's Calypso Song

"Felix, the Calypso Singer" (37)
Felix improvises a song about Oscar.

Felix's Opera Club's Song to Oscar

"The Hustler" (65)
Felix and his opera club sing a song to thank Oscar.

Felix's Poem to Miriam

"The Pen is Mightier than the Pencil" (51)
Miriam reads a poem written to her by Felix.

Felix's Song About Oscar Saving His Life

"You Saved My Life" (41)
Felix sings this song to thank Oscar for saving his life.

Introduction

Opening/Closing Credits
Voice by William Woodson

Original introduction:

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Revised introduction:

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Original introduction with theme music:

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Revised introduction with theme music:

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Never Assume...

"My Strife in Court" (66)
Felix made this statement while defending himself in court.

Oscar's Campaign Song

"The Odd Candidate" (99)
Felix sings a song as part of Oscar's city council campaign.

Oscar's Poem to a Basset Hound

"The Pen is Mightier than the Pencil" (51)
Oscar recites a poem he wrote.

Oscar's Square Dance

"Strike Up the Band...or Else" (98)
Oscar improvises a square dance call.

Paul Williams' Song to Edna

"The Paul Williams Show" (101)
Paul Williams sings a song to Felix's daughter Edna.

Pits, Pits, Pits

"Sleepwalker" (28)
Oscar dreams about how Felix doesn't like pits in his orange juice.

Theme Song

Opening/Closing Credits

Full theme:

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Shorter version of the theme:

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Midi version of the theme:

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